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Boxing is a game of gentlemen, where each of two gentlemen deliver a series of repeated sharp blows on the head and try to blow each others ass. View full article »
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I don’t give a fucking damn if the god wears Gucci, Versace, Rupa or VIP . I don’t know whether the goddess prefer, thongs or pantyhoses, micros, shorties or hot pants. I don’t give a fuck, if he/she is dressed or not. I damn everyone who think that the fucking imaginary, the illusion, not-so-omnipotent-omnipresent should have a dress code for coming before the devotees .!! AHHH !!! View full article »
I don’t know why, but i have a soft corner for this one of a kind..big time fucking arrogant…intelligent, one of a kind…. Cool Negative Hero .. The “Lankeshwar” . We call him by many names – “Ravan” .. “Dashanana” .. etc.. !!!! I call him a “Negative” Hero .. and not a “Villain” because the one of a kind personality, the balls knocking aura, the fucking shades that this dude has endorsed, has never been encountered in the hindu mythology..!!!!
He was the guy.. most intelligent of all.. the most powerful in the whole universe..full of confidence..a perfect Avenger… View full article »
This article is dedicated to all those who are “early spitters”.. who come too fast..too horribly. This is dedicated to all those who stereotype..profile things in a second.. who think that they are the best ejaculators in the world. This article is for all those who don’t know, that they don’t know.. this article is for those who know that they know what they don’t know..!!! This is for all of us fuckers..who are ” ignor-telligent ” !!!! View full article »
To,
The Not-so-complaining Readers,
Hi-Fi Block,
Wisdom Lane,
Subject : Read yourself and understand.
Few days ago, my friend after reading my blog said that it looks like as if its written by an asshole who is always complaining about his life, the wrongs happening with him. My friend said that it was difficult to connect with who and what I am. I pondered over this a lot..and then I realized that well yes i am a fucking big time complainer in this world. But If you think the same way my friend thinks, then you are wrong. I don’t complain about my life, I don’t complain about the wrongs that happened with me. Infact, Life has actually given me more than what I could have bargained for like – one dick ..good enough to bore 4 inches, 2 balls full of fluid, and one brilliant brain !!!!
For me, complaining is an essential act for evolving. View full article »
Yeah… ever wondered, what the fuck is a Chinese Condom ??? Its not in the market yet….I wonder if it comes in the market..what is it going to be….. totally undurable, cheap substitute, for those who cannot afford the lubricated dotted ones…illusive… biggest competitor of the cheap condoms available free outside sulabha complexes on those dirty, stinking bus stations and railway stations…wrapped in a beautiful,horny,sensuous packet and yes… completely REUSABLE !!!!! 10 for 1 rupee.. whooaa… ” Hey Tom, If you’re done with your fuckings with that big booty, can you lend me yours ..!! ” .. ” Of course Jimmy..its still lubricated .. hehe ” !!!!
Well, enough of it.. but do you know.. the Chinese condom is nothing but .. the HUMAN BEINGS !!!! .. We have a lot of resemblance with this product … HOMOSAPIENS …. View full article »
Well this is the name I have made for the “not-at-all intelligent” , “show-off-machine” , “cry-not-imposters” “Blow-job-craving” “Black-rod-holders ” “rod-size-sensitive” called “Men” !!!!!
Its called : Blowjob-moronilis-assholeiphilum !!!!!
If you read properly, the name has the activity that we men love the most, and then the adjectives that describes us the best !!!! It wasn’t at all easy to search the best scientific name for this species. I searched , analysed this species day in day out, leaving all important things like – oogling at those hotties, sex with my girl, View full article »
A very interesting fact about all the bloody fucking “Dong-holders” whom we call” Men” is that they become horny very quickly, by looking at any shape..size..color..!!!! Any shape-size-color ???? … naaahhh.. many of you would not agree with me.. O yes.. your same old fucking “Status-standard” argument!!! You would say – “You asshole, cum odor Prateek..fuck you, squeeze your balls, we have a standard, we don’t bloody poke in any juicy bush, we have preferences !!!!! O yeah.. fuck you !!! The fact is that we all men choose our own battles, if it ain’t the shape.. its gonna be size..If it ain’t the size..its gonna be color.. or permutation, combination of any of these !!!! but yeah, admit it, it is. We get horny looking at all sorts of CUPS , SAUCERS, PANS and what not !!!! This is as true as the size of your GUN !!!!
A for Ambrella , I for Inglish , F for fotostate , E for Ediot , S for Sity !!!!! .. yupp.. unlearn all the fucking old alphabets that you had learned in your ” amateur-dong” state..!!!!
WHY??? Because we don’t want to read, hear, write things that are true, real facts, and which would squeeze your balls in the society. Because we don’t want to get caught with the naked bazookas in our hands.. because we don’t want to be caught with all sort of “Jobs” done behind those rosy curtains, because we want to look fuckin decent in front of all other fuckers in the society.. we want to hide, we are the big time mother fucking Imoposters of this world.. no body in this world is ready to be VULGAR, NUDE !!!! No fucked up brainy is ready to accept that he is being fucked up upside down every second, every body wants to be the fucker of “King-size gun” holder!!!!
You must have heard the title : “The monk who sold his ferrari” … Time has changed.. the new version is :
” The Baba who fucked her in saree”
Dangerous ..eh..ain’t it !!!! Look at the news headlines these days..you get to see the ” ****ANAND ” fraternity aka the baba fraternity( Nity-ANAND , anoop-ANAND, Bheem-ANAND) all caught deep hidden in the most ecstatic, sensual bushes ever in this universe…Media cribbing about all these issues….churning money out showing reports detailed in every aspect of all the XYZ-ANAND babas..!!!! I tell you, this business is making porn stars and their sites run for their money. Why the fuck can’t they have this ANAND..when they have this at the end of their name. “Jaisaa naam..vaisaa kaam” !!!!
Well, I sympathize with all these “Pubic hair-like-hair on head-Babas” . I am shocked that this fucking world has a problem with all View full article »
